You will be laughing your socks off...

By Anayesha Agade

Warning: This post contains JOKES.

Of course you must have heard jokes like this but hese are original ones written by me, if you heard them before, it's a pure co-incidence

Did you hear the joke about the butter?
Don't spread it.

Yawn...
See what I mean? You must have already heard it. But my jokes are next level. You-can't-stop-laughing at jokes like these:

Why do rich people look good?
Because they have stock-ings!

Oh it gets better, because I have A WHOLE LIST OF JOKES!!! Can you belive it?

Jokes for kids 2

Why does god not like work?
Because it's a holy-day!

Which author can you eat?
Roald Dal!

By the way I read his funny books like BFG, Georges Marvellous medicine, Fantastic Mr fox, Esio Trot. I have not yet finishes Matilda, and Charlie the Chocolate factory...

Which freedom fighter lives in the jungle?
Jungle Pandey! (Did you get this? Think of Mangal pandey...)

where do armies go to pray?
To a place of warship!

Which parent is a quality?
TransPARENT!

Who do perfumes send their christmas lists to?
Senta! (Get it? Scent...)

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