You will be laughing your socks off...

By Anayesha Agade

Warning: This post contains JOKES.

Did you hear such types of jokes?

Did you hear the joke about the butter?
Don't spread it.

Of course you must have heard jokes like this, I have made similar jokes like the one above but these are my original one's, if you heard them before, it's a pure co-incidence.

Are you wondering how it comes in my head? Of course you are, let me tell you a story.

Ze (The) story

So, we were walking home from the park. I saw the poster that was advertising IIT, NEET, JEE , PET, PAT exams...

Then a beautiful idea formed in my mind...a JOKE.

So, I asked dad,"what's the tidiest exam?" "NEET."

Before you knew it, mom was laughing and so was dad. Cooooooooooool, eh?

so basically, I see something (neet) and think of something related (neat) and make a question and BAM!! There's your joke. Koooooooooooool, eh?

ha ha! neet...
are you laughing? if you did not like it much, then these other jokes are next level. You-can't-stop-laughing at jokes like these:

Why do rich people look good?
Because they have stock-ings!

Oh it gets better, because I have A WHOLE LIST OF JOKES!!! Can you belive it?

Jokes for kids 2

Which Ocean has lots of details?
The 'Spacific' (Specific) Ocean

Why does god not like work?
Because it's a holy-day!

Which battles used toilet go fight?
The Battle of water-loo

Which author can you eat?
Roald Dal!

By the way I read his funny books like BFG, Georges Marvellous medicine, Fantastic Mr fox, Esio Trot. I have not yet finished Matilda, and Charlie the Chocolate factory...

Which freedom fighter lives in the jungle?
Jungle Pandey! (Did you get this? Think of Mangal pandey...)

where do armies go to pray?
To a place of warship!

Which parent is a quality?
Transparent!

Who do perfumes send their christmas lists to?
Senta! (Get it? Scent...)

Which freedom fighter is always singing? Lala (La la la la...) Lajpat rai. By the way he was a great freedom fighter and was called as Punjab Kesari

Which exam is the tidiest?
The 'NEET' (Neat) Exam

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